What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do scientists grow fruit?
