What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which bug is related to you?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was the cat so small?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was the mime upset?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?