What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's a henway?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?