What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which animal will never go bald?
What animal always goes to heaven?
We had a discussion about roses.