What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do teachers do during summer break?