Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?