How did the toad die?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.