Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How did the tree get lost?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the loudest Christmas song?