Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?