Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do ants go to eat?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's the noisiest food?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?