Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?