Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
When does a horse talk?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did one firefly say to the other?