What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?