What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?