Why did the peach come home from work early?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?