What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do you organize a space party?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?