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Because they take too long to iron.
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Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are basketball courts always wet?