What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the most determined bird?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the window need an aspirin?