What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which family member is always relieved?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
It's allergy season again?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?