What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do snowmen get information?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?