What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?