What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How are teens like cats?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?