What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What bee is good for your health?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call the king of vegetables?