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What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How was the wedding?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?