Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?