Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?