What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a flying police officer?