Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Surprise!!!!
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the politest month?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you compliment a cat?