Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why is summer always sad?