Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?