How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What country has the most fish?