Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the math book sad?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a table you can eat?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?