What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?