What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?