Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
What do fairies always drink?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What birds make average students?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?