What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?