Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a tired tree?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?