What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?