Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the student always get straight A's?