Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where are average things manufactured?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?