Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.