What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How can you make 7 even?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?