What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do termites go camping?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?