Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do golfers hate cake?