What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's the politest month?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?