Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?