What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where does a camper keep his money?