What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the cloud date the fog?