Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?