Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do rhinos charge?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are frogs always so happy?