Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the fabric always laughing?