Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
The museum curator needed a break.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is another name for a cow?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?