What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call bears with no ears?
It's Crowded!
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?