What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?