What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?