What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What table can you never sit at?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?