What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the bud so shy?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?