How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What bee is good for your health?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?