Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which former US President was always cold?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a short cow?
Why don't fish play basketball?