What dogs are always lying to you?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do mice need oiling?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?