Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How does the sun listen to music?