Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do books sleep?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?