What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How did groundhogs get their name?