Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do lawyers say goodbye?