Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?