Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?