I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do surfers go to school?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What was the first animal in space?