How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What fish only swims at night?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Did you know about April 1st?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?