Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do bees get to school?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are billionaires such good parents?