Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a smelly horse?