Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why are cars magic?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?