What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How do you get straight A's?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?