What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?