What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?