What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.