What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you get straight A's?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which fly makes films?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?