What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?