What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What game do cows play at parties?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?