Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?